Lego Star Wars, nothing but...Lego Staaaar Wars; if they should...bar wars, let this one stay

By which I mean Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy. Why they even bothered with the prequels is beyond me. When I first came across the first one at Gamestop, you could have knocked me over with a feather. Lego Star Wars is so exactly what I was going for in my head when I was a kid. It's the same way I felt during the opening sequences of Toy Story and Finding Nemo - how on earth did they know what it looked like inside my imagination when I was seven? What else do they know about me at LucasArts and Pixar? I don't like being so easily manipulable emotionally, but, well, here we are, might as well enjoy ourselves.

Star Wars has always worked a lot better as a video game universe than a cinematic one - in retrospect, the movies are like watching George Lucas play the most amazing video game of all time. My favorite "serious" Star Wars game is Rogue Squadron II, which basically consists of the big space battles from the original trilogy, with all the graphical bells and whistles. But so as much fun as it is to play through the Battle of Hoth in a realistic-looking setting, it's way more fun to play it in Legoland.

Lego Star Wars looks great onscreen for the same reason Katamari Damachy does: the graphics are simple geometric abstractions that suit the computer medium better than realism does. Fewer polygons and complex textures on the screen means more computer horsepower to do nice smooth rendering of lots of different objects in motion. And while the graphics in Rogue Squadron II are cool now, in three years they'll be laughable. Meanwhile, the graphics in Lego Star Wars will still look fresh forever, the way the graphics of Pac-Man and Super Mario Brothers and Starflight will. Good design never goes out of style. Dig some screenshots:

Here I feel like I'm looking at the cover of a really mindbending album of posthuman electronica from Helsinki:

The thing about the image below is that it comes not from some wiseacre's blog, but from Lucasarts' official web site for the game. There's another one with Yoda's head on the same body. Your guess is as good as mine.

Finally, from the menu where you design your own characters to use in the game. Wouldn't Cowboy Snow Lando make a great band name? Or, for that matter, a great Family Guy character?

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