No one has ever really composed an original piece of music

If Susan Blackmore's theory of memes is correct, and I think it is, then songs are actually using humans to write themselves. More specifically, songs use humans as host organisms in order to spread their memetic components, the way fig wasps use figs to spread their genes. (Richard Dawkins hipped me to this analogy.) Sometimes it's to the host's selective advantage to be used in this way - see Mick Jagger or Missy Elliott. Sometimes, though, memes reward their human hosts with material hardship, social ostracism and ill health - see the miserable life stories of Billie Holiday, Charlie Parker or Thelonious Monk.

My own experience of songwriting is that all of the effort lies in being relaxed and in the moment, to be minimally distracted so I can receive the memes continually bubbling up into my consciousness. They come all the time, effortlessly, whenever my brain isn't busy, as I suspect happens in the heads of just about everyone. Most people just ignore these little tunes as they come and go, or whistle them absently, or hum them, or tap them out with their fingertips. To be a musician, the challenge is to be in a place, physically and mentally, where you can pay attention to your memes, and to memorize or otherwise store them as they flicker in and out of your awareness. Repeating the idea to yourself helps, since rehearsal is the way that a short-term memory gets turned into a long-term one. As the neurobiologists like to say, neurons that fire together wire together.

It's possible for a sufficiently experienced musician to compose a song entirely 'on paper' (which really means 'played on the brain's internal hearing simulator with no outside assistance'.) It's almost always better, though, to involve the rest of your body in your compositions. It's an especially good idea to start with the voice, or tapping your foot, or putting your fingers down on an instrument, since the brain does a lot of its thinking with the motor areas. Songwriting by jamming, screwing around, tossing an idea around in a repetitive way, alone or with some people you know well - these are all highly effective strategies. You really want your prefrontal cortex out of the way for this period, the loosening up, the efflorescence. You'll bring your consciousness back later, for the pruning - the editing, the rejection of possibilities and alternatives. Songwriting by improvising into a tape recorder or Pro Tools or whatever recording medium works great too, because then you don't need to be concerned about documentation or editing at all, you can devote your full attention to not paying too much attention. This takes some practice, because microphones unnerve everyone at first, but after you do it enough times the recording tool becomes a friendly presence, a sketchpad or polaroid camera of sound, and you can relax into the desired egoless state.

So if it's not the musician's conscious mind, who's doing the writing? First of all, I think it's important to clarify how much musical composition is a form of collage. Every piece of music you've ever heard shares the same basic set of melodic and rhythmic motifs, scales, chord progressions and so on with most of the other music of its time and place. Different Mozart sonatas all operate within the narrow stylistic constraints of Baroque-era Europe; different Wu-Tang Clan tracks all operate within the narrow stylistic constraints of nineties East Coast gangsta rap, etc. All musical memes are unique, like all humans and marine snails are, but all pieces of music are narrow variations on broadly similar themes, again like humans and marine snails. The memes meet and recombine in human brains like genes meet and recombine in the reproductive organs. In recent years and in Western countries, we have this rule that if you're the person who writes one of these things down first and copyrights it, then you own it. The problem is that what the composers are writing down is very likely to be an amalgamation of whatever tunes they've been hearing a lot lately. Jonathan Lethem knows what I'm talking about!

Fair enough for pop musicians, people in the middle of the road, people writing in genres, you might say, but what about the real mavericks and weirdos? What about Charlie Parker, Thelonious Monk, Bill Monroe, Igor Stravinsky, Sonic Youth, Cecil Taylor, Björk? All of these musicians are floating in a smaller and more personally-defined memepool than the rest of us, but no one operates in isolation. Bird and Monk had nearly all of their ideas in the context of a small set of song forms borrowed from showtunes and pop. Bill Monroe was effectively fusing two existing genres, appalachian and blues, and all of his songs follow a narrow set of conventions, specific and unusual though they may be. Stravinsky, Sonic Youth, Cecil Taylor, Björk - all of them have their community of inspirations and critics, even if it's a small circle. Most of us find genuinely original music, based on completely novel combinations of sounds, to be unlistenable.

Okay, fine, you say, everybody is plagiarizing from everybody, but we can agree that Paul McCartney 'wrote' Yesterday, right? Even if that just means it happened to coalesce in his head first and not in someone else's? I would say, that's not what we mean by 'writing' anymore. A more accurate word is 'transcribing', and we don't think of court stenographers as 'writing' the trial. I pick this particular song because Sir Paul claims that Yesterday literally came to him in a dream - he woke up, rolled over, grabbed his guitar and his notebook, and out it came. I genuinely believe that people have all kinds of great ideas in their sleep; what makes Sir Paul special is that he keeps a guitar and a notebook next to his bed, so he's able to get this kind of gift from the memes under his fingers, rehearsed into long-term memory and written safely in the notebook in the brief interval before it dissipates irretrievably. How many people are that careful to keep records of their thoughts? I'll bet if you know anyone who's that attentive to themselves, they're probably really good at something.

Musicians are notorious drug abusers, and who could blame them? There's a pervasive romantic myth that drugs subdue the superego to unleash the roaring Byronic genius within. The reality is a lot more complex. Most musicians I know use drugs to disinhibit themselves, but it's a delicate balance. I've never met a musician yet whose playing was actually improved by being drunk or high or whatever. The buzz has to be perfectly calibrated to subdue the ego without impairing attention or fine motor skills too much, and that kind of precise titration is difficult when you're doing it illicitly in the club's bathroom between sets. People always come back at me with the many famous junkies scattered through the sad history of jazz and rock, but it seems to me that they sounded as good as they did in spite of their habits, not because of them. When Coltrane or Jerry Garcia were playing high, you could tell, because they sounded uncharacteristically like ass. The junkie myth is a tragic side effect of musicians' longstanding recognition that new ideas are not to be found in the conscious mind. I'm hoping that as we come to understand the brain better, musicians will realize that heroin isn't a good method for dissolving the self, that yoga and meditation work a lot better and are a lot healthier besides.

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