Why are the Beatles still so cool?

By which I mean the late Beatles, Revolver onwards. I like Please Please Me as much as the next guy, but it isn't why the Beatles are cool now. Every lame white guy like George W Bush always says he likes the early stuff and not the late stuff. No, I mean the difficult and interesting records, especially Sgt Pepper, the White Album and Abbey Road. These three albums sound like they could have been recorded last week. In fact, if they had been, they'd still sound amazingly original and fresh. Why does each new cohort of teenagers continue to discover the late Beatles albums, forty years after their release? Music nerds like me can go on forever about how great the Beatles were, but I can do that about Duke Ellington too, and right now, the Blanton-Webster Band just isn't cool the way the White Album is.

This is how important the Beatles are, in the present, not just as a historical icon: The biggest rock stars in the world in the summer of 2006 were the guys in Gnarls Barkley. The white half of the band, Danger Mouse, made his first big splash by combining Jay-Z's Black Album with the White Album into his breathtakingly copyright-infringing manifesto, the Grey Album. Also consider the story of OutKast, who after making hip-hop's answer to the White Album have fortunately found ways to not break up. Consider how much Jon Brion owes to Penny Lane and Strawberry Fields:

Jon Brion - I Heart Huckabees I Heart Huckabees soundtrack

Consider how much Björk owes to I Am The Walrus and A Day In The Life:

Bjùrk - Homogenic Homogenic

Consider also how much Radiohead owes to I Want You (She's So Heavy).

I think the late Beatles are still so pertinent because they remind people my age and younger of our divorced parents. The late albums are extremely well-made art produced by a group of people in a totally failed and dysfunctional relationship. Most of the conflict is between the two prime movers in the group, Lennon and McCartney. Yet the product bears a collective name, creating the illusion of a unified creative team. The albums are full of internal contradictions, jarring stylistic jumps and surreal experiments. Yet they're recorded and sung in the most gorgeous way possible with the technology of the time.

Let's say you'd never heard of the Beatles. Suppose I played you Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, Within You Without You, and When I'm Sixty-Four. Would you have any reason to imagine that these songs were written and recorded by the same people? Probably not, and for the most part, they weren't. The three songs are effectively solo John Lennon, George Harrison and Paul McCartney tunes, respectively. And yet, they sit back-to-back on Sgt Pepper's under one name. It's wonderful to imagine that a single group of humans working together could have produced such wildly disparate sounds, and it was a royal bummer for me to find out that during long stretches of the Sgt Pepper's sessions, the Beatles weren't even talking to each other.

I was produced by Michael and Karen Hein in the declining years of their relationship, five years before they divorced. My sister Molly was born two years before. We all have the last name Hein. So I guess I'm Revolver, and Molly is the White Album. Like those records, we're alternately joyful and angry and joyful again, eclectic, jumbled, full of long-unresolved arguments, trying to keep the factions peacefully coexisting in our own skins. My parents were part of the first generation of Americans to get divorced in serious numbers, but as it turns out, they were just on the vanguard of what's now a solid majority of adults. That means a lot of kids like me, and it's only a matter of time before some percentage of them come across Abbey Road and go, wow, this really makes sense to me in a way that few other things do. See for example Tom Bissell's case for why She Came In Through The Bathroom Window is the best song ever recorded. See also every precious indie-rock album of the past ten years, nearly all of which live in the shadows of Abbey Road.

Adolescent angst and conflict with one's parents are nothing new to rock and roll, but here's the thing: the Beatles didn't remotely hate their parents. Not the way rock stars usually do; not the way the Stones or Hendrix did. The Beatles revered their parents. They wrote songs for and about them, mostly McCartney, but my favorite John Lennon song ever is about his mother Julia. The Beatles were kid-friendly, too, which is even more unusual in rock of that era. Could you imagine the Stones or Clapton writing Yellow Submarine or Octopus' Garden? The Beatles' envelope of concern extends a lot further than adolescence, which resonates strongly for a prematurely old kid like me. Most interesting from the broken home angle, Paul McCartney wrote Hey Jude to comfort Julian Lennon while John was splitting up with his first wife. I know the first part is a little corny, but listen to that groove at the end, the "naaa na na na na na na" part, and tell me it doesn't grab you deep in the mammal brain.

Most rock musicians turn their angst into hedonistic defiance or anger. The Beatles turn most of their angst into wistfulness. They dissent and push boundaries, but they do it in a relatively polite, restrained form, John Lennon's bursts of orneriness towards the end notwithstanding. The reason for the band's composure comes into sharp focus when you picture George Martin and the BBC engineers in their coats and ties. These utterly straight British civil servants were the band's main audience after they stopped performing in 1965. The Beatles' best work was all written and performed for an audience of tape recorders and engineers behind glass. They were great experimenters because they had unlimited time and resources in a (then) state-of-the-art high-tech laboratory. For all their wild sixties excess, you can understand why the Beatles maintained such relative decorum on the job.

The Beatles' poker face is uptight by rock standards, but it's appropriate for professionals in a work setting. Professionals like my parents, highly capable at and passionate about their jobs, but absent and incapable in some of their close relationships. I've got a lot of friends whose parents are like mine, and I think we can expect those late Beatles records to keep flying off the shelves, in whatever form those shelves take, for the foreseeable future.

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